Sunday, December 14, 2008
My xmas list...
Don't know what to buy for the fat, depressed bachelor casting a dark cloud over your life? As long as you expect nothing in return except my barely concealed contempt, here's a list of things I'd like this Xmas:
- A nice iPod dock/speaker system
- A new quilt, preferably flannel
- A tobacco pipe
- Kindle
- HD TiVo
- MacBook Air
- BMW 325i sedan in black or dark blue
- Tickets to this
- Oh, and that guy to make a good movie again
- Owen Wilson to retire from acting except for Wes Anderson's films
- Bill Murray to start feeling better about himself
- New episodes of The Shield and The Wire
- A shitload of money
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