Thursday, November 17, 2005
Ba-dum-ba-da-da-dum HEY! Ba-da-dum...
Police Search for Gary Glitter in Vietnam
(Try getting that song out of your head for the rest of the day.)
(Try getting that song out of your head for the rest of the day.)
Labels: music
Monday, November 14, 2005
Happy Happy Time...
P.J. O'Rourke, Miami U. grad, world traveler, hedonist, libertarian-conservative humorist is 58 today. Some classic P.J. quotes:
- "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat."
- "Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians."
- "The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborghini to the Grand Prix track to watch the charter buses race."
- "[Koreans] don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, "the Irish of Asia"."
- "A steady job is at least as deleterious to the spirit of bachelorhood as a steady date. Some jobs are worse than actual wives."
- "The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin."
- "Asia is the continent rhythm forgot."
- "One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching."
- "War is a great asshole magnet."
- "Anyone who has studied psychology, sociology, anthropology, or any of the other wacko-and-wog disciplines knows the three great rules of the social sciences: Folks do lots of things. We don't know why. Test on Friday."
- "Giving money and power to Government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
- "Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best."
- "Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet."
Sunday, November 13, 2005
RIP Eddy Guerrero...
Found dead in his hotel room bathroom in Minneapolis (same city Brian Pillman died). So many great matches, so many great moments...sad it had to end this way, but given his profession, not particularly surprising. Roll call of wrestlers dead before their time:
Andre the Giant
Art Barr
Big Bossman
Chris Candido
Miss Elizabeth
Owen Hart
Curt Hennig
Crash Holly
Brian Pillman
Road Warrior Hawk
"Ravishing" Rick Rude
"British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
Louie Spicoli
Yokozuna
This is just depressing, on too many levels...viva la raza.
Labels: Misc.
Friday, November 11, 2005
Fucking Fox Motherfuckers...
Networks cancel '7th Heaven,' 'Arrested'
Mother FUCK. These assholes cancel everything I like...Undeclared, Andy Richter Controls the Universe...Hopefully HBO or F/X picks it up. I mean, F/X plays crap like Nip/Tuck, they should be able to pick this up. And christ, Arlis$, Ryan's favorite show ever, went on for like 6 season on HBO.
Mother FUCK. These assholes cancel everything I like...Undeclared, Andy Richter Controls the Universe...Hopefully HBO or F/X picks it up. I mean, F/X plays crap like Nip/Tuck, they should be able to pick this up. And christ, Arlis$, Ryan's favorite show ever, went on for like 6 season on HBO.
Labels: TV
Monday, November 07, 2005
One of the reasons I still consider myself a Catholic...
Sploid: Vatican tell fundamentalist nuts to accept evolution
Side note: Dolph and I had an incredibly long bar conversation about this one night.
Side note: Dolph and I had an incredibly long bar conversation about this one night.
Labels: TEG
