Friday, January 28, 2005

 

Alcohol...

...is there anything it can't do?

(via Drudge)

 

Some dude brings the funny...

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I don't know if I should be happy or depressed that I get all these jokes...

Monday, January 24, 2005

 

Happy Happy Time...



Neil Diamond is 64 today, and he's still fucking cool. For example:
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Sunday, January 23, 2005

 

RIP, Johnny Carson...



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He was before my time, but everyone I've ever come across spoke of him glowingly. Remember that he wanted David Letterman to replace him, not Jay Leno, which was wonderfully dramatized in the book and the HBO movie The Late Shift.

 

Weather update...

Since I am the oldest 24 year old on the planet, I pay attention to a lot of things old men do, like international politics, my back problems, and especially the weather. For those of you who don't live in Cincinnati (which is none of you, because exactly one person reads this blog and that person is ME and I live in Cincinnati), it's been really fucking cold. To wit:

I could go on and on, but alas, it's too cold.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

 

Movie Page...

Being extremely bored at work, I decided to list and grade all the movies I've seen since I got my own place. Here it is; I'll put a link in the sidebar too.


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

 

Dog Relieves Himself, Delays Magic Game

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Saturday, January 08, 2005

 

The "What the Fuck?" of the day...



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I just, I really don't know what to say...

(via Drudge)

Monday, January 03, 2005

 

Save The Wire...

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The Wire is the best show on television, bar none. HBO, the same network which tolerated Arlis$ for five seasons, will probably cancel it. This is a shame.



Saturday, January 01, 2005

 

Festive season pics...



My cousin Jeanie wasn't here this X-mas (on account of she just got married and is up in Connecticut with his family), so her sister Jackie (on the left) and my other cousin Andy went around with the digital camera and one of her wedding photos and took pictures with her picture then we posted this on the web. Note the glass of wine and the glazed look in my eyes...



From the party. L-R: me, my Uncle Tom Hamburg, my cousin Stephen.



More party. L-R: me, Stephen, my Uncle Tom Daugherty. The blurry pic isn't intentional, but is an accurate representation of my sight at this time. Stephen is also drunk.



X-mas day. Blame Andy for the blurry. L-R: Grandpa, my cousin Tim, Jackie, me.





The first game (12/19). L-R: my cousin Brian, me, my cousin Kevin, Stephen, my cousin Andy. Andy and Stephen are huge, irrational Bengals fans, so they made me wear the jersey. They said it had "karma" or some such shit. The Bengals lost 33-17, and I was banned from ever wearing another Bengals jersey to a game. To my everlasting dismay.

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Festive season update...

Random shit that happened since my last update...

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New Year's Resolutions...

1. Be nicer to people I don't know.

2. Talk to people I do know.

3. Do something creative -- write probably.

4. Go on a date.

5. Update this blog more.



Comments from the author:
#1 & #2 obviously won't happen. I mean come on -- if I start talking to people, I lose like half my personality right there. #4 will be hindered by the failure of #1. #3 and #5...I'm far too lazy to do anything about those.

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