. . .: October 2007

The Christ-I'm-sick-of-the-City-of-Boston edtion...

Enough, Boston. We get it - your sports teams (for now) are good. Okay, Cheers was pretty funny. So here's a list of shitty things you've given us:

Dane Cook
Jack Nicholson's "accent" in The Departed
Bad regional accents in general
Race riots
Puritans
Noam Chomsky
Danny Ainge
Half of Bill Simmons' published work
Dane Cook
Johnny Damon, the celebrity (as opposed to Johnny Damon, the average center fielder)
Overrated beer
Red Sox Nation, which we can blame for the rampant rise of "[insert stupid thing] Nation"
the "Curse of the Bambino"
Dane Cook

I can't stand Tony Romo - I don't like people who actively court celebrity - but I have to say: well done, sir, well done.
Yes, Andy, my No. 1 gal is now on Heroes. No, I will not be watching. Unless her superpower is humping librarians, I don't care.
I've been using Firefox Portable at work and it's changed my life.
I saw The Darjeeling Limited in Dallas. I loved it of course (I need to see it again to form a proper opinion). We saw it at the Angelika, an arthouse theater at Mockingbird Station in Dallas, a high-end open-air mall. Man, the douche factor was off the charts. Every time I'm down there, I start thinking it would be cool to live there, then the assholes just come out of the woodwork.

A short one, I know.

# posted by T.E. Greaves, MLS @ 9:45 PM 0 comments

I've never done acid, but I imagine it's a lot like this:

Don't do drugs, kids.

# posted by T.E. Greaves, MLS @ 10:47 PM 0 comments